Monday, January 23, 2012

My telegram to Jesus

Dear Jesus [stop]
I'm trying very hard to remain faithful [stop]
I've been single for years now getting myself together and waiting for someone you promised me. [stop]
I'm not trying to rush you or anything [stop]
But if I still have a ways to go, I would really appreciate some nerve calming pharmaceuticals [stop]
I'm really close to the edge, Lord.[stop]
Love, Jasmine [stop]

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